A Taliban type Jahil Mullah, a Priest and a swami ji want to see who's best at his job. So they each go into the woods, find a big bear and attempt to convert it.
Later they get together. The Priest begins: "When I found the bear, I read him from the bible's holy word. The bear was so mesmerized that he let me baptize him.
"I found the bear near the stream", Says Swami ji and preached him from Gita. He converted to hinduism in the next hour. They both look down at Mullah who is lying on a stretcher with bandage wrapped up all over his body.
"Looking back" he says, "may be I shouldn't have started with the circumcision".
