Driver: Sardar ji, petrol mukk gaya aey, gaddi aggey nai ja sakdi.
Sardar: Ohoh! Chal koi gall nai. gaddi wapis morh lay
Arastu: Meri dictionary may IMOSSIBLE ka word nahi hai.
Sardar: Te khotay day puttar wekh kay layni si na dictionary.
Pathan: Jab hum chota tha to hum MINAR-E-PAKISTAN say gir gaya tha.
Doosra Pathan: Tum marr gaya tha ya bach gaya?
Pathan: Yaara hum ko yaad nahi hum to chota tha
TARZAN jaanwaron ko unki zatain bata raha tha.
Shair >> Rajput
Cheeta >> Jutt
Hathi >> Butt
Zebra >> Malik
Gadha >> Pathan
Gadha tapp kar bola nahi nahi may gadha hi theek hoon.
SCENE : EK PATHAAN APNI BEWI KE SAATH RIKSHE MEIN JAA RAHA HOTA HE...AUR RIKSHE WALLA REAR MIRROR SE USKI BEEWI KO DEKHE JAA RAHA HOTA HE...
PATHAN (ghusse se) : oyeh tum itne der se sheeshe se hamari beewi ko dekh raha he... ab tum peeche jaa ker betho ham chalaye ga!!!
SCENE : EK LARKI KEH COLLEGE LATE POHANCHNE PER PROFESSOR SAHAB POCHTE HEIN KEH LATE HONAE KI KIA WAJAH HOI...?
PROFESSOR : AAP AAJ LATE KYUN POHANCHEEN?
LARKI : MERE PEECHAY LARKAY LAG GAYE THE !!!
PROFESSOR : MAGER PHIR TU AAP KO JALDI POHANCNA CHAHIYAE THA...
LARKI : ACTUALLY LARKEY BHT AHISTA CHAL RAHE THAE....HEHEHE
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death, Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa singh.
Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast.
Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche…
What’s the biggest pressure for Pak captain when Pak needs 1 run to win in 8 ovrs, with 5 wickets in hand?
Ya Allah! How to speak English in presentation ceremony?
Beggar: Saab 12Rs do na coffee peeni hai.
Man: Lekin coffee to 6Rs ki hai?
Beggar: Par saab girlfrend bhi to hai.
Man: Bhikari hokar bhi GF banali.
Beggar: Na saab,GF ne Bhikari bana diya!
Girl announced her engagement to her father.
Father: Does this fellow has any money?
Girl: Oh! Dad, U men r all alike, thats exactly what he asked me about u!
