If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife
is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you
let him in..... * Man said his credit card was stolen but he decided
not to report it because the thief was spending less
than his wife did.....
* When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you
can be sure of one thing ,either the car is new or the
wife is......
*Wife: Honey..... What are You Looking for?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
